Someone Bought New Panties

This is just some fresh pics for y’all.

Panty shots. All within the past week.

So, That Happened! And more tales of my sex life

Well, I started to see a guy. Neighbour Dude. For half a minute I decided monogamy would be a thing again. And then he cheated on me. I didn’t do that well with that. But I am getting over it.

So I’m back to my usual self but kind of thinking…. maybe I secretly want something? Like, so secret I don’t even know LOL What if I want someone special?

That all happened a couple weeks ago.

So who have I been seeing since?

Boat guy is pretty popular to me. He went and got some blue pills to make sure he can please me. He is a very kind man. Open-minded and loves my dirty talk. Days on the boat are fun. I learned how to drive a 41 ft houseboat. He is unbelievably good to me. Totally as old as my dad. I’m not sure about how I feel on that one. But he’s indifferent about me seeing other people. We just talk about stuff like that. He did buy me a very large vibrator. I need two hands and some help to use it.

I saw my Music Man. He was gone all summer on the mainland. But he came home, I was sad and he immediately responded with us having a homemade pizza night and a nice finger bang as we watched a movie. I missed him so much. I know there is no possible ‘couple’ thing that would happen with him but I love him and how he takes care of me. I got to talk to his daughter for a bit while we hung out. My nights being cuddled on his couch to VHS tapes are highlights in my life.

Saw Super Mario. He’s totally in love with his new gal. Obviously ‘polyamorous’ because he told me all about her with his face between my thighs. Wants me to meet her but I’m on the fence. I prefer straight girls.

Someone I have seen recently? Hot Dad. He’s cute. Sorta my age I think… He’s cute. Nice body, thick cock (leaves me pulsing sorta thick), love the chest hair. We met on a local chat group and I barely know him. I’m trying not to push too hard. His focus is kids and work. I have neither of those things so I’m just really trying to be patient. But he keeps reaching out. And he knows a lot about me. Like all the darkness, etc. He knows me more than I know him because he reads this mess. I sent him a pic and he told me the pic was the cover photo on my blog. I’m astounded he even wants in me. But he spanked me this morning. There may have been some other things I am not used to but made me cum more hard.

So, that’s that update.

Just Some Pics

WARNING: Some of these pics are xxx. Don’t look or read if you don’t want to see it.

This is for the people who always want my pictures. I try to take more but it’s not always possible. But here are some recent ones. I have gained about 30 COVID pounds LOL So they might be shocking if you think I am still small. Just saying.

This one is a black n white I took yesterday for some Facebook challenge about beautiful women.

Pre and post a recent shave…

The new toy… true to size…

Me using the new toy…

The view from the boat 🙂

My new shorter hair…

Me, hugging chickens while wearing a KFC shirt my friend got for me only if I would hug chickens while wearing it LOL

And lastly, my narcissistic self loves when one of my guys sends me pics of him jerking off to pics of me…

Those are all the pics for tonight but I hope to have awesome ones soon. I’m crossing another thing off my ‘fuck-it’ list and I hope he lets me take pics. I’m gonna fuck a midget!!! That needs to be recorded in some way LOL

Who Am I Seeing? (A Sex Update)

Well, to be honest… I have this sort of boyfriend. He’s a lot older than me (mid-60s) but super young at heart.

One of my fave things about him is that he doesn’t expect me to stop being me. I can see who I want. Spend time with who I want. Fuck who I want. He’s kind of pervy (like me) so he only wants to hear about it. It turns him on, actually. I really like that about him.

He does like me a lot so he occupies my time quite a bit but I am okay with that.

Until me? He hadn’t been with a woman in 10 years. He is a bit lonely and sex deprived. It makes me wonder if he will just take what he can get LOL However, he assures me I am exactly the kind of woman he has been wanting all his life. He treats me like a princess and a slut at the same time.

He spoils me more than I am used to. I mean, all the men in my life tend to spoil me but he goes the extra mile. I don’t want for anything. He bought me a crazy awesome toy I actually need help to use. He owns a giant boat so he took me out too look at the other islands around here and taught me how to drive it, Yes, I drove a 41ft boat for the first time last month. He said he wants to take me all around the islands here. I also get to tan naked on his upper deck in the middle of the ocean which is cool.

And he dances. I have waited a long time to meet a man who will dance with me. He danced first when we started dancing together. He loves to even dance alone. How perfect is that?

And still? I fucked a delivery guy last night because I tip well LOL I fooled around with Mr. Corvette guy tonight (but he wants to fuck me with the new boat guy watching) And I sucked a cock this morning. It was a thank you to the guy who introduced me to boat guy.

So I am still being Shaunda for sure.

Yes, I have a few new pics. I need to put them onto this computer so I can post them but I will do an all pics post shortly. Just pics with no story about them LOL Boat guy bought me a giant toy. Makes for great pics. Like I said… I am spoiled.

How To Be Lesbo With A Straight Chick

Shaunda the Slut loves them all.

I think the men in my life wonder why I hesitate to meet the women they know. Those ones who also like a bit of box now n then. I want to explain why.

Men are raw. They are more open to fucking and doing anything. It’s dirty and lusty and slutty. I can easily fuck a strange man and be fine with that. But I love women. I can handle four men at a time but really only want to be alone with a girl.

Women are more sensitive. They need more time. Making a woman orgasm starts by talking to them. Find a way to make them feel beautiful. Compliment them. Listen. Touch their leg or arm as they speak to you and respond to what they are saying with interest. Do they drink? Pour a glass of wine. Do they love music? Listen to whatever they like. Make it all about them.

Once they open up just a bit they are pretty much yours. That’s especially funny if they have insisted all evening how ‘straight’ they are. Keep talking about dick instead of convincing them about pussy. They will be so raging horny from talking about dick they will be putty in your hands and pudding on your face.

Let them make the first move. When I’m making moves on a gal? They usually already know I am bi-sexual. So I wait for them to reach out. When you are talking intimately with someone and showing genuine care for what they say they often want to give you a kiss. I kiss a lot of my straight friends in friendly way. When that happens just lean in a bit longer. Turn it into an extra long extra tight hug as you kiss. Sometimes they feel a little less straight after that LOL

Always be respectful. Know that no means no if they pull away. Make them feel good about themselves if it happens. You won’t always get with them first try. Respectful responses go a long way to getting in their pants next time LOL

If you get past the kiss? Go slow. Always check to make sure they are comfortable and feel okay with whatever you are doing together. Ask what they want. Be gentle until they want otherwise. Keep reminding her she can stop at any time.

Then enjoy! Once a woman allows you to travel past the northern mountains to her netherland you just need to perform. Go soft or hard depending on how she is responding. Use tongue or toys or both. Always make sure she cums. NEVER expect reciprocation from a ‘straight’ woman until you have done it a couple times. Just please her.

When all is said and done? Make sure to let her know again she was beautiful. Thank her for letting you be the first for her.

I have a lot of girl on girl first timers. Its why I don’t just meet other peoples female sex buddies. My current gal is 60, super hot and always comes back for more. My moves work 😉

In The Night

WARNING: This contains XXX content. Please don’t read it if you don’t appreciate this kind of writing.

I miss something by being single. Middle of the night sex. You only get it from sleeping beside someone you trust. I don’t sleep with many men. I fuck them and send them off.

Sex in the night? Let me tell you.

As I am fast asleep you put your hand on me. I’m on my side but a gentle tug rolls me onto my back. You want to touch me but not wake me.

You begin by pulling down my duvet and exposing my breasts. Pillowy, soft and so inviting you start there. Touching them with such little pressure. Trying not to wake me. You kiss them tenderly. Let your tongue softly taste my nipples and your hands work their way down.

You move them over my soft belly to my hips. Your lips follow.

You are kissing me down one side, across my belly and back up to my shoulder. You can smell yesterday on me. Slight vanilla lotion with a bit of morning breath. Doesn’t matter. You kiss my neck and begin to travel your tongue down my body.

As you get close to my belly button you begin to use one hand on my thigh as the other rests on my breast. You stroke my creamy white, ample thighs and in my sleep they naturally part a bit.

You kiss me hip to hip. Right above my panty line. Wondering if you should go further.

That’s when I move in my sleep, slightly moaning, pushing upward. You can smell my desire in my sleep and you use your hand to push my thighs apart enough to kiss my dampened panties. I’m waking up a bit.

As I stir while I wake? You tug my panties down just enough to expose the lips. Soft, bare, plump, pink… you need to kiss them. As I fully wake it is to the soft kisses of a strong but gentle tongue licking my lips. And I moan. And I push forward forcing your tongue to slip between them.

Your tongue is a natural. You go immediately to that special spot and gently suckle my button. I try to spread my legs but I am trapped by my panties so you remove them completely.

I’m awake now. My legs are spread and you are so tenderly licking and kissing me as I thrust on your face.

That is when you begin grabbing my hips. Pulling me on your face. You use one hand to spread me open further and slide a finger inside me. I gasp a bit. You look up to see my smile and push a little more hard.

As my pussy starts to convulse with pleasure? You move back up my body. Gentle kisses across my belly, between my breasts and up to my mouth.

You kiss me. Hard. I want to taste myself on your lips so I suck them and nibble at them as I feel your hard cock throbbing against my thigh.

You want in me. I feel it. You use your hand around your cock to slowly push into me. My thighs quiver. My mouth opens and I whimper slightly as you enter.

Your one arm goes around me holding me close as your other hand wanders. Your lips caress my own. Then my neck. Your free hand is tangled in my hair now and you control where your lips go.

It tickles with pleasure. The more you use your tongue on my neck and my collarbone the harder I thrust against you. Moaning and whimpering and begging you not to stop.

And we finish. I’m shaking, dripping your pleasure from my quivering cunt, and tired.

And we fall back asleep.

Was it just a dream?

I Don’t Suck Cock

I know. A gal who doesn’t suck dicks? LOL Kinda makes me a bad slut but it is true. Let me tell you why.

I was always into girls. I never explored sexuality until after Bible College. I was a terminal fat virgin.

When I was a youth leader at a local church? I met a sexually adventurous young woman (she was older than the other youths). She had some family issues and I invited her to stay in my home.

She was everything I imagined in my mind about sex. She would screw anyone who wanted. It was a roundabout in my home. I heard it all around me.

I asked her about what guys like. She said they like BJs.

And she taught me.

I really did start with a banana. She told me I wasn’t allowed to try with a guy until I could get an unpeeled banana down my throat without breaking it. That took a lot of practice.

My reward for swallowing the banana? Was Clint. He shoved his giant 16 yr old dick down my 21 yr old throat. It was the first load I ever took. I decided if men like BJs I will learn to give them well.

I am not sure why. I was a proud ‘girl lover’ but made a mission to learn the penis. I made it my challenge to suck off every man in Winnipeg. Lofty ideas, eh?

I worked my way through her pals. I worked my way through other friends pals. I sucked off my boss’. I even did late night random guys at the bus stop. “Hey, it’s ten minutes until the bus and we’re both bored. Wanna stick your dick in my mouth?”

I stopped counting cocks when I hit 300.

I was still a virgin when I knew my way around a schlong.

These days? I can still get you down my throat and get you off with my tongue and do so many things orally it will make your head spin.

But… I feel like I have done my duty by sucking as many dicks as I have. My BJs are more like rewards. Anyone who knows me well knows how to earn one.

When I do take a man in my mouth? I choke on it by having it all the way down my throat. I slobber and get messy-eyed like a dirty hooker. I give it my all. I take the load down my throat or on my face or wherever they want to put it.

The key to having me blow you? Don’t expect it. If you are kind to me I will more than likely offer when the time is right.

As a general rule though? I don’t suck cock. Been there, done that.

“Must Be Your Time Of The Month”

It must be your time of the month.

How many times has a person said that to you because you simply said something oppositional? Or you reacted badly? Or you cried inappropriately?

I get it. I say things, react ways and cry. And to be honest? I know it’s actually related to my time of the month. So here are my TIMES of the month.

There are about four days when ambivalence prevails. They are blissful.

But the cycle itself? Is so regular. I’m fairly regular and can time this out. Immediately after I finish bleeding? That is my bliss time. I feel relaxed and comfortable.

After the days of glory? Comes a bit of just relaxed comfort. I feel confident. I eat healthy. I take care of stuff in my life. It lasts close to two weeks.

Then the candy days awake themselves. For me? It is constant eating, mostly sugar. I eat myself into pain. I have about a week where I eat so much it hurts like my stomach might burst. I feel disgusted. I cry as I open another candy wrapper or eat a second sandwich. Those are things I don’t do on other days. I suffer physically. It’s disgusting.

Post candy? Comes the sex phase. I need to have my desires met. I sometimes resort to methods that are off the mark. I might message a pal from the past. Could be I meet up with that married guy. Could be my fave. Could be Big D. Could be strange porn and a dildo. Could be all. The sex phase lasts about a week. Unsatiated no matter what.

Post sex days? I have two days of cramps and a bit of PMS bitchiness. No one can make me happy these days. I’m best left alone.

Then? Bloodbath. And it feels like a sweet release. I mean, it’s disgusting (the actual process) and it smells no matter how much you wash (probably why the rules in the Torah about washing seven times LOL). Bleeding is never great.

However, it’s almost like men can sniff out your fertility. They pay more attention. The days I feel the most gross is when men pay the most attention. That’s totally unfair. Why can’t they sniff me out during the “fill me up and do me dirty” days?

The point? “Must be your time of the month” depends on her timing. Every woman experiences it different.

The key to knowing your woman? Get familiar with HER cycle. Know the difference between when she wants you to fuck her senseless or when she wants a foot rub or if she needs snacks. If you can understand her personal cycle? You will win her favour.

And NEVER ask if her reactions are because it’s her time of the month. It is always our time of the month. Just learn to tell the time.

Finger Banging

WARNING: XXX content

I seriously love a good finger bang.

Probably because I didn’t get that in my youth. Most girls start out with a lot of making out in their teens and eventually work their way up to losing their virginity. I didn’t really have that. I had one guy I was super good friends with but he was gay. And this other guy who was 16 and had emancipated himself from his parents. My parents liked him and we spent a lot of time together but it never went past the occasional holding hands. He respected my dad so he obeyed rules.

These days? It’s my favourite thing in the universe. Laying down with some candles and music. Talking, touching, kissing, laughing. Slowly taking off each others clothes. Smiling. Giggling.

And I say, “I want your fingers in me.”

So gently my panties are pushed down or to the side. Tugged off? How do want it? Should they be on so I can soak them for you? My pussy loves to be opened up. You need to start slow with one finger but when it is worked up to two? It’s when I get super wet.

And I will push against you. I will tell you MORE. More, please. I want to be full of you. I want you to stretch me wide and go all in. Can you get me open enough to jerk off in my pussy? I’ve only had that once and he had small hands and dick but it was hot!!

Yes, my latest favourite pleasure is a really good finger bang.

Sex Update Anyone?

Getting rid of the drive-by sex hasn’t really put a damper on my sex life. I am super surprised by that.

So I am fucking my favourites.

One is especially a favourite. Not ‘relationship’ oriented but he treats me very much like I am special. We make dinner together. He teaches me about music, rare finds and obscure bands. He plays guitar and sings to me (yes, he is good). We watch classic movies together. Any time we hang out we spend the night together. He suffers from depression and it affects his sex drive so we mostly hang out. However, if I am horny? He takes care of me. If he isn’t into fucking he still goes down on me, fingers me, uses toys and does whatever it takes to make sure I am satisfied before we snuggle up together and fall asleep. He is the one I spend the most time with.

Big D is still on the list of men who pleasure me. He is super busy and has his kids half time so we only get together two or three times a month. We have our dirty fantasy games we play. He is always good to me sexually. He makes sure I have had enough before we part ways. He never spends the night but he does stick around after fucking to talk and catch up on life stuff. It’s a genuine friendship for a purpose. In return for his commitment to my orgasms? I make sure he gets invited to orgies. He’s legendary in the fetish community LOL I’m amazed he still takes time for me. He reassures me it’s because I live closest that he will always be in touch. I’ll take that.

I got back in touch with an old friend (a whole other post about that will be coming soon). He came to visit me and we spent four glorious days together. He has ED so he didn’t fuck me but he did make sure my days and nights were orgasmic while he was here. I played with him and made sure he felt good. Did you you know a guy can cum without getting hard? I found that out. So we took care of each other.

I have one other guy I was seeing regularly that liked to hang out and spend time before hitting the bedroom. He moved about an hour and half away so I haven’t seen him a while (like a month). I won’t see him as often now but I wouldn’t turn him down if he comes through my town.

And that is it. I took down any dating profiles I had on every site. I’m content with the guys I have in my life. They don’t just want to fuck. They treat me super nice (shoveling my walk, bringing me food and wine, giving me weed and taking care of my physical needs, not just sexual). I find that makes any sexual encounters with them even more hot.

To be fair? I did suck Mr. Corvette guys cock earlier tonight. I hadn’t told him my new plan to cut people out of my life because I hadn’t seen him in while. I sucked him off and then told him I didn’t think he was in my long term sex plans. He was fine with that and thanked me for the good times we had. I hooked him up with some info on a gal I know would have fun with him if he wanted to go for a drive LOL I didn’t leaving him hanging.

So that is where I am at sexually. I’m kind of focusing on my health right now. Keeping the sex to just friends when I am super horny (Big D). Sometimes just when the situation leads to it (like my fave guy). But mostly just focusing on me and totally happy with it.